Deadly Annoying

March 10, 2008

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It looks like there are now more ways to sin. Vatican officials have added drugs, pollution, and genetic manipulation. Yes, Sinning has gone global, according to a Vatican official.

After last year’s “Ten Commandments” against road rage and other sins committed behind the wheel, the Vatican has provided its latest update on how God’s law is being violated with modern means.

Sounds like somebody is trying to change the subject after yesterday’s story that the Catholic church paid out 615 million dollars last year for child sex abuse cases involving members of the clergy! Which is an astounding 54 percent more than the previous year.

Speaking of deadly sins…

I hereby proclaim these seven things to “deadly annoying” and, “against my religion.”

  1. Grocery carts with one bad wheel or any other non-working parts.
  2. Mumbling, then annoyingly saying “Forget it,” or “Never-mind,” when people naturally don’t hear.
  3. Not knowing if you’ve taken two pictures with a camera or there are just two left.
  4. Swinging a cigarette wildly while making their way through a crowd.
  5. People that are “anti-Bill Gates” because he was intelligent enough to get rich.
  6. The sound of the drill in the dentist office.
  7. Getting a new CD into the car and trying to open it without a sharp instrument.

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