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March 26, 2008
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Nashville preparing for Derf Savid.

March 18, 2008
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005_2a.jpgAs news came over the wire late last night, that the incredible man of the cloth, Derf Savid, was coming to their town, many of the resteraunts moved into code red. With less then a week to prepare food for this great appetite, the whole city of Nashville has rallied together in unity, so they can be ready. U.P.S. and Fed Ex have joined forces to deliver the proper necessities the resteraunts will need. Thy are temporarily calling themselves F.E.D.U.P.. The Grocery stores are renting out their refridge units to the resteraunts so that they can store the extra vittles. The Mayor of Nashville has declared next Thursday as Derf Savid day. Hank Williams Jr is going to present him with the fork of the city. The city is obviously excited about his appearing. Or at the very least all the brothren that know him are excited that he is getting to go. ūüôā


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Reverend Fun #1

March 17, 2008
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Woman sits on pot for 2 years.

March 13, 2008
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Here is the story from MSNBC.

I must refrain from commenting on this, except to say that I have felt that I have had a “Bathroom” ministry for years.¬† I never knew that there was an actual need for it.¬†


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Things that get donated to the Church Garage Sale Catagory.

March 13, 2008
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New Religion for hair already facing persecution.

March 12, 2008
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The hair product company GHD has raised the ire of the Advertising Standards Authority, which sounds like a group of bald men.  The ASA says that GHD used innappropiate innuendo and broke Television standards. 

Television Standards?¬† Imagine that¬†conference¬†meeting when¬†Ted Turner stood up in favor of resolution 4 that prohibited¬†religious mockery.¬† I¬†wonder if¬†Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox, tried to speak at the mic on the floor, but the Chairman wouldn’t let him speak.

 Seriously, this is about standards.  Everyone has them.  Some just choose to stand up for them so late that they look hypocritical. 

Click here for the entire article.  


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Cookie Monsters!!! Con artists rip off Girl scouts.

March 11, 2008
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According to a MSNBC report, A couple uses the girl scouts to launder a counterfiet hundred doller bill.   Please allow for a short dramatization on what might have took place.

Somewhere deep in the underworld of counterfeit masterminds, someone asked the question, “I wonder where we can get rid of this Hundy that is shorter then all the others.”¬†

“Hey, Boss.” squeaked a nearby muscle, “We could try Luigi’s Pizza Parlor, again.”¬†

“Too risky,” replied the¬†Boss.¬†¬†“Somebody give me something here.”

“Well, We could try the Ice¬†Cream¬†Truck again,” Moe said, as he chomped on his calzone.

“Nah, Moe, I think he may be on to us,”Said Freido, “How about the Library”

Moe shook his head, “I tried them already, they won’t break a hundy.”

Finally the lone woman in the room, stood up.  She had an idea. 

“How about a group that is always¬†out to get your money?”

“Yeah?” asked the Boss.

“How about a group that hits you up¬†every time you see¬†them?”

“Sounds good,” said Mo.

“How about a group that attacks the health of America.”

¬†“Righto,” Piped Freido.

“Gentlemen, our target, ”¬†Lisa Maria took a¬†deep breath, “is the Girl scouts.”

Seriously, I wonder who’s bright idea¬†it was to hit the Girl Scouts.¬† I hope it was a box of mints.¬† Those things are nasty.¬† ūüôā

  


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Deadly Annoying

March 10, 2008
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Read the story on AR 

It looks like there are now more ways to sin. Vatican officials have added drugs, pollution, and genetic manipulation. Yes, Sinning has gone global, according to a Vatican official.

After last year’s “Ten Commandments” against road rage and other sins committed behind the wheel, the Vatican has provided its latest update on how God’s law is being violated with modern means.

Sounds like somebody is trying to change the subject after yesterday’s story¬†that the¬†Catholic church¬†paid out 615 million dollars last year for child sex abuse cases involving members of the clergy! Which¬†is an astounding 54 percent more than the previous year.

Speaking of deadly sins…

I hereby proclaim these seven things to “deadly annoying” and, “against my religion.”

  1. Grocery carts with one bad wheel or any other non-working parts.
  2. Mumbling, then annoyingly saying “Forget it,” or “Never-mind,” when people naturally don’t hear.
  3. Not knowing if you’ve taken two pictures with a camera or there are just two left.
  4. Swinging a cigarette wildly while making their way through a crowd.
  5. People that are “anti-Bill Gates” because he was intelligent enough to get rich.
  6. The sound of the drill in the dentist office.
  7. Getting a new CD into the car and trying to open it without a sharp instrument.

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Seven not enough: Pope adds to deadly sins

March 10, 2008
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Here is the AR post.

So the Popester thinks we need more sins, huh.  Just great.  Just when I was getting used to the old list, now I got to add more to it. 

Oh well, here’s my new list of unpardonable sins.¬† Well, unpardonable unless your willing to pay the price.¬†

  1. Cutting me off in traffic and causing me to lose my temper. 
  2. Wearing too much perfume.  Whoa, Nelly! Give me a gas mask.
  3. Putting too much mustard on my Double Cheese. 
  4. Passing gas in a elevator.  See comment on #2.
  5. Giving me a dirty look for reading your T-shirt.¬† If you didn’t want me to read it, don’t wear it.
  6. Sending me a¬† email chain -if you don’t send this to ten friends your family’s sock drawer will sprout toads-letter.¬† By the way, sending this page link to 10 friends will bring you luck.
  7. Wearing white after April.¬† This one just gets me.¬†¬† ūüôā

There you have it.  My list for 2008 sins.  Of course this is just March.  I probably will come up with some more. 


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Oneness Conference held in Sierra Leone.

March 10, 2008
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Many different Religious heads met in Sierra Leone to discuss the oneness of God this past weekend.

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