Joke #2 | May 19, 2008

 An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly
usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
“Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely.
“The front row please,” she answered.
“You really don’t want to do  that,” the usher said. “The pastor is
really boring.”
“Do you  happen to know who I am?” the woman inquired.
“No.” he said.
“I’m the pastor’s mother,” she replied indignantly.
“Do you know who I am?” he asked.
“No.” she said.
“Good,” he answered.

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