Cookie Monsters!!! Con artists rip off Girl scouts. | March 11, 2008

According to a MSNBC report, A couple uses the girl scouts to launder a counterfiet hundred doller bill.   Please allow for a short dramatization on what might have took place.

Somewhere deep in the underworld of counterfeit masterminds, someone asked the question, “I wonder where we can get rid of this Hundy that is shorter then all the others.” 

“Hey, Boss.” squeaked a nearby muscle, “We could try Luigi’s Pizza Parlor, again.” 

“Too risky,” replied the Boss.  “Somebody give me something here.”

“Well, We could try the Ice Cream Truck again,” Moe said, as he chomped on his calzone.

“Nah, Moe, I think he may be on to us,”Said Freido, “How about the Library”

Moe shook his head, “I tried them already, they won’t break a hundy.”

Finally the lone woman in the room, stood up.  She had an idea. 

“How about a group that is always out to get your money?”

“Yeah?” asked the Boss.

“How about a group that hits you up every time you see them?”

“Sounds good,” said Mo.

“How about a group that attacks the health of America.”

 “Righto,” Piped Freido.

“Gentlemen, our target, ” Lisa Maria took a deep breath, “is the Girl scouts.”

Seriously, I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hit the Girl Scouts.  I hope it was a box of mints.  Those things are nasty.  🙂



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1 Comment »

  1. Are you kidding me??? The thin mints are the BEST!!!!!

    Comment by Jeremy Lynch — March 11, 2008 @ 6:53 pm

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