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		<title>Robert&#8217;s Rules to the rescue!!</title>
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		<title>Calvin and Hobbes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 14:44:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Funeral Director&#8217;s Catalogue Item #5</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 15:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>One of those Days #7</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 15:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>One of those days #6</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 12:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Thieves steal 2,000 pound anchor, nobody notices</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 03:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MILWAUKEE &#8211; The theft of a 6-foot-tall anchor, possibly weighing 2,000 pounds from a Naval Reservist Station has many in the western Wisconsin city of La Crosse shaking their heads. Not only are they asking why and how it was stolen, but they wonder why no one noticed for months, even though the anchor is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apostolicfunnypages.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3098955&amp;post=43&amp;subd=apostolicfunnypages&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MILWAUKEE &#8211; The theft of a 6-foot-tall anchor, possibly weighing 2,000 pounds from a <span class="yshortcuts" style="background:none transparent scroll repeat 0 0;cursor:hand;border-bottom:medium none;">Naval Reservist</span> Station has many in the <span class="yshortcuts">western Wisconsin city</span> of <span class="yshortcuts" style="cursor:hand;border-bottom:#0066cc 1px dashed;">La Crosse</span> shaking their heads. <!-- SpaceID=89014318 loc=RMP noad --><!-- SpaceID=89014318 loc=SIPR noad --></p>
<p>Not only are they asking why and how it was stolen, but they wonder why no one noticed for months, even though the anchor is in a residential area, facing a well-traveled street.</p>
<p>Tom Sweeney said the subject came up last Wednesday at a meeting of the Naval Reservist Oversight Committee, which he chairs. The committee, which owns the anchor, is planning a memorial at the station.</p>
<p>The city took possession of the building earlier this year after the station closed. It last had drills in 2006.</p>
<p>A committee member asked where the gray-blue anchor went, said Sweeney, a city councilman whose district includes the station.</p>
<p>&#8220;And I said, &#8216;What do you mean &#8216;Where&#8217;s the anchor&#8217;?'&#8221; he said.<span id="more-43"></span></p>
<p>Sweeney, who served four years active duty in the Navy and 21 years in the reserves, went to look. Sure enough, the anchor was gone. He inquired at the fire department, which is nearby and uses the station for training exercises. Firefighters knew nothing. Neither did neighbors. And he asked the city, to make sure workers hadn&#8217;t removed it without telling anyone. No leads.</p>
<p>Coming up empty, Sweeney called police. He told them the anchor hadn&#8217;t been seen since Dec. 31. He couldn&#8217;t even remember the last time he saw it, but he figured it weighed less than the police said, most likely no more than 700 pounds.</p>
<p>Lt. Bob Berndt said police don&#8217;t think the theft was a prank because the anchor was so big and sat on a steel plate at least a quarter-inch thick. They consider it stolen.</p>
<p>&#8220;This doesn&#8217;t sound like any type of prank,&#8221; Berndt said. &#8220;This would take some serious effort, I think, to move this thing.&#8221;</p>
<p>Police have little to go on, since no one reported seeing anything. Berndt said police plan to talk to people responsible for removing snow from the building in the winter and mowing grass in the spring.</p>
<p>He figures most likely the anchor — which is made of ferrous metal — was sold for scrap. Typically, police have been able to track metal thefts at the area&#8217;s handful of scrap recyclers, but Berndt said thieves have been traveling farther to recyclers to avoid detection as metal prices rise and thefts increase.</p>
<p>The anchor had sat outside the building since it was commissioned in 1949, and the committee hopes to get it back, Sweeney said.</p>
<p>It never sailed on a boat and was most likely made by some reservists, he said. It was not insured.</p>
<p>The city is likely to sell the building, but Sweeney said the committee still hopes to establish a memorial on part of the site. The anchor would have been part of that.</p>
<p>He figures it was an easy theft because the anchor was sitting on a ledge about a foot-and-a-half tall, so someone could have easily put it onto a trailer. The anchor was on a base, but the base wasn&#8217;t attached to anything.</p>
<p>Sweeney said he&#8217;s hoping neighbors come forward to say they saw the anchor recently. That would mean it could still be intact, and there&#8217;s a chance of recovery.</p>
<p>&#8220;It definitely would have been part of our memorial, and now it&#8217;s gone,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080519/ap_on_fe_st/odd_stolen_anchor">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080519/ap_on_fe_st/odd_stolen_anchor</a></p>
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		<title>Joke #3</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 19:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, &#8220;I&#8217;m not going.&#8221; &#8220;Why not?&#8221; she asked. I&#8217;ll give you two good reasons,&#8221; he said. &#8220;One, they don&#8217;t like me, and two,I don&#8217;t like them.&#8221; His mother replied, &#8220;I&#8217;ll [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apostolicfunnypages.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3098955&amp;post=42&amp;subd=apostolicfunnypages&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him<br />
it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, &#8220;I&#8217;m not<br />
going.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Why not?&#8221; she asked.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll give you two good reasons,&#8221; he said. &#8220;One, they don&#8217;t like me,<br />
and two,I don&#8217;t like them.&#8221;</p>
<p>His mother replied, &#8220;I&#8217;ll give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD<br />
go to church. (1) You&#8217;re 59 years old, and (2) you&#8217;re the pastor!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Joke #2</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 19:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. &#8220;Where would you like to sit?&#8221; he asked politely. &#8220;The front row please,&#8221; she answered. &#8220;You really don&#8217;t want to do  that,&#8221; the usher said. &#8220;The pastor is really boring.&#8221; &#8220;Do you  happen [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apostolicfunnypages.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3098955&amp;post=41&amp;subd=apostolicfunnypages&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly<br />
usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.<br />
&#8220;Where would you like to sit?&#8221; he asked politely.<br />
&#8220;The front row please,&#8221; she answered.<br />
&#8220;You really don&#8217;t want to do  that,&#8221; the usher said. &#8220;The pastor is<br />
really boring.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Do you  happen to know who I am?&#8221; the woman inquired.<br />
&#8220;No.&#8221; he said.<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m the pastor&#8217;s mother,&#8221; she replied indignantly.<br />
&#8220;Do you know who I am?&#8221; he asked.<br />
&#8220;No.&#8221; she said.<br />
&#8220;Good,&#8221; he answered.</p>
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		<title>Funeral Director&#8217;s Catalogue Item #4</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 21:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rick Perry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funeral Director's Catalogue]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Aggresive Advertising. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apostolicfunnypages.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3098955&amp;post=40&amp;subd=apostolicfunnypages&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Aggresive Advertising. </p>
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		<title>Funeral Director&#8217;s Catalogue Item #3</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rick Perry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Almost New.  Hardly Used.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apostolicfunnypages.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3098955&amp;post=39&amp;subd=apostolicfunnypages&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:center;">Almost New.  Hardly Used.</p>
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