Joke #3 | May 19, 2008

 One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him
it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, “I’m not
going.”

“Why not?” she asked.

I’ll give you two good reasons,” he said. “One, they don’t like me,
and two,I don’t like them.”

His mother replied, “I’ll give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD
go to church. (1) You’re 59 years old, and (2) you’re the pastor!”

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